Drunkard Paves the Way for Small Town Boy

Growing up in a small town in Canada, there's two things that are important to a kid. One is hockey, and the other is 4x4ing. As I have nothing to say about 4x4ing, I'll talk about hockey. I grew up in a town of 300 people which was 15 mins down the road from a town that was about 1200 people. I played hockey in that town, and so did alot of guys from that area. My family has a history of alchohol abuse; my dad was a drunk, so was my grandfather, and so was my grandfather's dad. The "prime" of my grandfather's drunkeness was spent in the Manor Hotel, which was owned by Dick and Lucille Morrow. In my grandfather's "prime", the Morrow's had a young son who was in minor hockey. His name was Brendan Morrow. One could argue that because of my grandfather's commitment to Manor Hotel, the Morrow's were able to afford minor hockey for young Brendan. Well...

"Brenden Morrow, whose consistent scoring and tenacious checking has made him one of the NHL's best two-way forwards, has landed a US$24.6-million, six-year contract to remain one of the Dallas Stars' core players. "

Now, where's my damn inheritance??

Congrats Brendan. You deserve all that money. You've put alot of hard work into what you've done.

Leafs SUCK